Short Rant with a Family Guy Reference

Why the hell is it that some people (mainly guys) can't take a hint??? I just don't get it at all I ignore these people when they call or text and I have them blocked on facebook and yet they keep trying to come around again and again. I just don't know how else to put it without adding a neon sign and a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man so they can get the picture. I want them to go away and leave me alone but they are worse than cockroaches and not even a nuclear holocaust will probably keep them from ruining my day.

Photos from the Lamest Freak Show in Hell

 

Paul and I waiting for the freak show to start.

Everyone gathered close and introductions were made.

Fire eater.

Legit freak. She was a one legged midget.

She pretty much did some break dancing moves. It was only cool because she's got one leg.

This asshole did magic and felt that chick up. He also put a drill up his nose and a mousetrap on his tounge.

This looked so freaking painful. He dangled a bucket of water from his eyelids. OUCH!

Then he swung it around. OUCHx10,000!!!!

He stuck a light bulb in his mouth and then smashed it with a hammer and ate it. WOW Dream big.

This chick wasn't much of a looker and this really isn't all that freaky but it looks pretty cool.

Then she lit a cigarette in her mouth. I guess having the lights off made them feel it was more dramatic.

So dude man here laid out on some swords and the other guy put a cinderblock on his body and smashed it with a sledgehammer.

This guy came out again and swallowed a huge, long balloon. I guess he gets lots of practice sucking cock.

She came out and swallowed some swords. Again she probably sucks the collective cock with the other guy.

Apparently she is an elf?

The Greatest Show in Hell is Running way Late

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! FREAKS!!!!!!

Dinner is a Dish Best Served Warm

It's feeding time at the O.K. Corral.

Pink might not be my Favorite Color but it is Pretty

 

The finished product from my trip to the craft store. Nothing fancy or complicated just pretty. I'm not sure where I want to put it yet but I'll find it a place soon enough.

Romance doesn't have to Die when you get Married

Aww... Dad got Mom roses for V-day. So sweet!

Maybe if I Wish Hard enough Spring will get here Faster

I got some fake flowers for $1 a piece and a cute vase to put them in to help decorate my apartment for the spring/summer. I absolutely love craft stores.

NFG... FTW!

NEW FOUND GLORY!!!!!

A Valentine's Day show is the Best Date

Love is more Important than any of the Other Emotions

 

We were shopping down at Carytown and I happened to see a heart painted on the side of a building so I couldn't resist myself.

I love him for so many different reasons and he has made me happier than anyone else ever has.

Paul might not think of Papa John's when he Thinks Romance...

... but I do when it's Valentine's Day and they have heart-shaped pizzas on their menu.

I wish they did this year round.

Happy V-Day to my butterfry rover... Carol Ann!

A Collection of Love for V-day

 

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

From funny to sweet... I love them all.

Ramblings about Valentine's Day

For Valentine's Day I'm making Paul a card and a little thing to go along with it. Nothing fancy just some good old fashion crafting at work. I really go enjoy expressing my feelings with something that I have made; a card, something to show how I feel, a cake, or jewelry. I might not be the most artistic person ever but I can atleast do the basics. I hope he likes what I'm working on. I'm pretty sure he will since I put in the time to make him something. I haven't decided if I'm going to make something edible for him or not. It all depends on time. I don't know what or if he's going to do anything for me besides the tickets to the national on V-day. If not that's fine but I still wouldn't mind something shiny. This isn't me trying to be creepy and hint at wanting an engagement ring. I would probably throw up someone proposed to me at this point in my life it doesn't matter how long I'd been with them. I just love jewelry. Necklaces and earings are my weakness. I do also like rings (not the kind that go on the left hand ring finger and have a huge rock on them). I don't usually wear much on my wrists so I wouldn't suggest much else in the jewelry department. I do also love chocolate but I'm trying to not eat it as much these days. I'd rather have well thought out gift than something expensive.

Speaks for Itself