Homemade Mouthgasm

These cookies are the definition of mouthgasm.

Also because of them my phone knows that word now.

It's the little things that make life worth living for.

The Greer Family X-mas Tree

From my family to yours we hope you have a safe and merry X-mas.

Hiding Kitty

Stormie got in the Trader Joe's bag. Krista's cats are too cute for words.

Merry X-mas Brick

As Krista and I were leaving Bellytimber Tavern we both noticed this holiday spirited brick just outside.

Everyone have happy holidays and be safe!

Trying Something New

Curled my hair earlier today.

I'm absolutely loving it!

I wish it would look like this ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!!

Those Big Eyes are too Much for Me

He is just so darn cute. I can't help falling for this face.

Resistance is futile.

Berkeley and the Smurfs

Poor Papa Smurf.

Dinner for Dog

While my mom and I were shopping around Target for X-mas presents we saw these little gems.

Dinner toy platters for dogs. They had roadkill, turkey, and lobster with a variety of "side" toys.

Is this Your Card?

I can't decide if this guy is supposed to be a magician or a poker player.

I'm just going to make myself happy and say magician.

Naughty or Nice?

 

 This is almost the last bit of my favorite two rolls of wrapping paper. They've made it a few good years. I hope I can find more somewhere.

The Reindeer that won't Sit Still

These poor guys, I feel bad for them even if they were bribed with treats.

I bet they looked adorable.

(My mom sent me the photos.)

The Not so Agreeable Reindeer

Douglas hates those poor reindeer antlers, but he'll do anything for a treat.

Kitty Tank

Now I really do wish I had a kitten or two.

Kitten wars with tanks!!!

Really???

Meagan and I were just talking about how buying shoes is at a thrift store is second in nasty only to buying underwear from a thrift store. Thank you Fantastic Thrift.

Ouchies

Well, I hit my head in the shower this morning while getting some shampoo from my bottle on the ground.

Hurts like hell still.

The Pinacle of Awesomeness

Today, Sam and I went out shopping and wound up over in urban outfitters where we found these amazing hats. We ended up being THOSE people, but it was way too much fun to stop.

You too can Have the Midas Touch

Metallics are definitely starting to make a comeback in a serious way. People are buying gold leggings and silver pumps to match their sparkly handbags. Why not take it to the next level though? Why not bling out your food too in the most amazing way. I'm not talking with fancy plates or golden forks and spoons but edible food spray. 

This German company has made gold and silver food spray to make even the most drab of meals fantastic.

Tired of those apples? Grab a can of gold food spray and go to town to make that sandwich seem fancier.

Now everyone can feel luxurious and eat a golden apple but what about a silver pretzel? Impossible you say? Never... and to quote the new Alice and Wonderland "I think of at least 6 impossible things before breakfast."

This wonderful food product is available from this website.

Keeping it Funky Fresh

Man, do we love some PJs. Especially the footed variety.

Keeping it gangsta in these dinosaur footed PJs.

I can feel your jealousy.

Whipped Lightning

My new favorite invention. Even better than sliced bread.

My Dad the Snowman

My dad is such a ham.

Random Facts About Me

1. Purple is my favorite color
2. Currently my two favorite words are ampersand and defenestrate.
3. Sunflowers are my absolute favorite flower.
4. I chew my tongue when I concentrate really hard.
5. I've never eaten a Twinkie.
6. Dinosaurs and giraffes are my favorite animals.
7. I have an unhealthy love for zombies.
8. I try to find the silver lining to every cloud.
9. Making other people happy has always been my greatest happiness.
10. My current guilty pleasure song is "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry
11. I have a nerdy obsession with books and I constantly want to buy more.
12. I love finding Waldo.
13. I wish I had a fort over my bed.
14. I still wake up scared from nightmares.
15. I sing in the car when no one else is with me and pretend to be a diva.
16. I've never done karaoke.
17. I spend way too much time on youtube.
18. One of the only reasons I would turn down a new car is because I love my Darth Vader bumper sticker way too much.
19. I still wish on shooting stars and eyelashes.
20. I prefer red wine to white wine.
21. I used to be the pickiest eater.
22. I think guys with tattoos are super sexy.
23. I believe in magic and miracles.
24. I love eating nutella straight from the jar.
25. I always set my goals way too high.
26. I probably share way too much with people.
27. The Reese's eggs are my favorite.
28. I'm stubborn as hell.
29. I hate having to find people in a restaurant.
30. I'm in love with scruffy lumberjack looking guys.

Forgot One Thing on My X-mas List

I have a weird obsession with typewriters and I'm not going to lie I would love to have a purple one. Sad thing though I have not found a nice purple typewriter so pink is a close second in awesome colors to have a typewriter in. Available here.

Stop lying to yourself because you know this is awesome.

Another Post of Berkeley

My baby boy, Berkeley brought me his toy squirrel when he came up to snuggle with me for a short nap.

Is it possible to love my dogs too much?

Things I Would Love to get for X-mas from Etsy

This is a Christmas list made completely of things I found on Etsy that I feel my life would be enhanced by owning. I realize many of these items are expensive and I really have no realistic intentions of my friends actually purchasing any of this for me. I'm just bored on my day off from school and felt the need to share. Feel free to browse and even more encouraged to buy me something. 

Hint hint...

1. This awesome hollow book safe (toy gun included) is available here.

2. I'm in love with this magnum hairdryer! I think I might actually have to do my hair more often if I had it.

Available here.

3. Ignore the fact that this chick is orange and enjoy this adorable vintage dress. I don't normally like wearing the color yellow, but this dress is fantastic. Buy it here.

4. I want to be my own comic book super hero and to do that I need this headband. Available here.

5. Why would anyone want a pillow? How about an awesome pillow of a few elements making some awesome words??? Where can I get such a pillow you might be wondering. Click here.

6. Another amazing pillow, but this time with bacon! Wonders never cease to amaze. Get it for me here.

7. I have a lot of jewelry lying around my room and something awesome like this organizer would help me find it easier. Here is where you can get this little gem for me!

8. What's that? You want to help me cover my walls with cute art? Well, then head on over to this page and there is the perfect gift to get me.

9. Maybe you want to give me something to hold my money in that isn't that huge black bag I usually carry around. Try this one on for size. I love this clutch!

 10. These comic bangles are super cute and not a bad price either. Get these suckers here.

11. More bracelets I know but these are pretty cool too. Find this set here.

12. More jewelry, but can you blame me? This piece is to die for! I would love love love to have this. So hint hint and get it here.

13. Here I go again with another pillow, but just look at it! Awesome is the only word to describe this. Find other cool pillows in her store or you could just get this one.

14. Who doesn't love a good mustache ride? ... I mean mustache. These are uh-mazing. Get them here.

15 & 16. I'd be happy as a clam with either of these prints from this shop.

17. Christmas is all about getting people gifts that are impractical and what better way to do that than with this shark hat. I want to live every week like it's shark week. Help me live the dream and go here.

18. I know owning this is a pipe dream, but I love ampersands and this is super awesome. I'd give anyone who got this for me high fives for life! Go here if that interests you and buy me the best x-mas gift EVER.

19. I love pinup girls and science type stuff. What better way to combine the two than an original pinup girl painting. Get this here.

20. I want this because the movie Up was adorable and let's face it that movie had me crying in the very beginning. I want something to put my own adventures in. Available here.

21. I'm a huge fan of cameos. This little ring is super neat because it has a secret compartment. Click here.

22. I can't believe this dress is so cheap! I love everything about it and would love to wear it when the weather begins to warm up again. Here.

23. I already have the one on top but I seriously want to complete my collection!!! Get this here before it's gone.

24. I might be a weirdo for wanting this, but I do. You can get it here.

25. I think this store has some awesome mounted butterflies. This is one of my favorites.