I came up with a cover story so I have something to tell people when they ask me what's on my chin. It's not very elaborate but it should get the job done.
I drank a Vault and saw a baby carriage heading for I-95 and ran into traffic to save it. Along the way there was a cardboard box of puppies on the side of the road about to get run over by a drunk driver so I saved them. I finally grabbed the carriage and looked to discover twins. Instead of one child I saved two. I stopped a cadillac from hitting me in the babies by stopping her car with my chin. Then I noticed a small group of zombies about to attack a stranded driver trying to fix a flat tire. I saved him and killed all the zombies.
That's how I got the chin hickie....
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