Robberies in the Neighborhood

Earlier today my parents informed me that our neighborhood is having issues with people's homes being broken into and things stolen. The burglar strikes between 9AM and noon. I'm not sure what has been stolen, but we live in the freaking country why would someone come out here to do this? I feel like the west end or some of the nice areas downtown would be the best place.

They informed me that the shed is now being locked and to make sure when I leave that all the doors are locked. Well, the also told me to lock the doors while I'm here by myself. As if I didn't know how to handle a home invader they also told me if someone comes in the house to either lock up in a room and call the police or leave the house. I'm definitely not stupid enough to approach someone who's robbing the house. This all just makes me think of Antoine Dodson and the wonderful "Bed Intruder Song" that has been such a smash hit.

Hopefully while my parents are out of town no one does decide this house would be a good one to rob.

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Listening to: "Bed Intruder Song" by Antoine Dodson