Tons of Stuff from Reddit

Royal Wedding

Princess Beatrice's wedding hat.

The Queen in a canary yellow and Jim Carey as the Mask.

See the similarities?

I honestly couldn't give a shit about the royal wedding. Congrats though regardless though I guess.

Finished a Book

Just finished reading Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen.

It was awesome if I say so myself. I'm interested in seeing the movie as well, but the critics on rotten tomatoes gave it terrible reviews. The public however gave it stunning reviews.

I'm not sure how I feel about Rob Pattinson playing the leading man. It just feels wrong after he was in Twilight.

I do love Reese Witherspoon though. She's absolutely fabulous. Who doesn't love Sweet Home Alabama?

feeling very 1950s housewife... in a good way

James Bond Rick Astley Mash Up

+ a few other photos

Water for Elephants (the book)

I stroke her lightly, memorizing her body. I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk around for the rest of my days with her encased in my skin. I lie motionless, savoring the feeling of her body against mine. I'm afraid to breathe in case I break the spell.

Sara Gruen

This is One Badass Chick

Just because she's a badass doesn't mean she is void of a girlie side.

Also, just because I'm slightly on the girlie side doesn't mean I'm not a badass.

I love shoes and killing zombies in my spare time.

Betty White: The Last Golden Girl

From here.

This Just Came Out of My Oven

 Chocolate chip cookies with oreos in the center.

Try not to be too jealous.

 

 

Hondos for Easter Brunch

Look at this plate of awesome food.

Hondos has a pretty good spread for brunch. It's an all you can eat buffet for about $30. Personally I feel it's a bit over priced. Paula Deen only charges $18 a person for her buffet and it's so much better!
Don't get me wrong it was still delicious, but there are better places with more of a wallet friendly price to go to for brunch.

Dressed up for Easter Brunch

Happy Easter everyone!!!!

Ugliest Polo Ever

Krista & Stormie

 Krista also just got her hair done by Bridget and here she is cuddling Stormie.
This is the picture of cute.

 

My new freaking haircut!

Just got my hair cut by the lovely Bridget at Escada Salon.

She always does a fabulous job. I'm in love with my new bangs.

I've wanted to cut my hair like this for a while, but I've been afraid I wouldn't like it.

I LOVE IT!!!!

Huevos Rancheros

 My first attempt at homemade huevos ranchers.

They were a huge success!

Thanks Tim

This cock and balls made out of a banana and oranges is brought to you by Tim.

OMG OMG OMG

I want these Sperry's so bad. They're absolutely adorable.

Too bad they're $70 and I just bought a new camera that cost me $200.

Adorable Puppies

This just makes me want to get a few baby puppies and sing them to sleep every night.

Bruno Mars is Awesome

Bacon Roses?!?!?!?!!!

Just saw this on a friend's twitter page... and I'm pretty sure this would be the best way to give me flowers.

I don't know if I would laugh or cry if someone made me these, but I think these are epic.

If you want to make someone special these awesome roses just click here.

Dear Blank Please Black

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5PM.

Sincerely, The Unicorns

http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/

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Listening to: "Stereo Love" by Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina

Kitten Video

Kittens can be adorable too.
I love animals just a bit too much.
I'd like to state for the record that I don't love them as much as this group of women I saw one time in Barnes & Noble that were looking at a puppy book and constantly going "AWWWWW!!!" as loud as they possibly could.

Crowning Life Achievement

WOOT!! WOOT!!

I just beat Plants vs Zombies!!!!

I have no idea what mindless dribble I'm going to fill the hours with now...

wait... what's that?

MINI GAMES & PUZZLES????

No way!

Yes way!!!!!

Clearly I'm way too excited over this game...

Some Awesome Pictures

Even nerds can find love.

 I want this for breakfast every morning.